what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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