You made me cry and you don't even care
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
ttyl tear gas
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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