why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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