Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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