There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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