My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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