sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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