I'm laying in your front yard are you home
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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