It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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