I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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