I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
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the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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