the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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