Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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