How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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