I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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