S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
It was confusing and full of hummus
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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