I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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