Your dad touched me again.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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