If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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