ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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