He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
wow bdsm is so cute
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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