i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
