i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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