wrigley field is MILF paradise
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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