So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i can't believe i had my finger in that
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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