Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
try to milk me bitch
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