just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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