Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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