school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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