The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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