She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH