Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.