Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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