You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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