dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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