the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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