you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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