What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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