The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm at about main and main street
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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