I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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