at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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