maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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