Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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