Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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