i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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