I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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