But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I don't deserve a penis
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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