god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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