Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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