Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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