dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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