Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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