i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Just cropdusted the office
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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