She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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