Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I had to cum in my sink.
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